1. Chuck Norris doesn't wear sunscreen, the sun wears Chuckscreen.
2. Did you know that they stopped makin Steve Irwins brand of sunscreen? It didn't protect from deadly rays.
3. Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach? So they don't peel.
4. What does the sun drink out of? Sunglasses.
Below is a photo of Kenny B in his favorite Chuckscreen. Kenny is a LA county lifeguard and always stays protected in our Organic Vanilla Face Sunscreen.